Jun 012009
 
twists-of-fate-prologue

Seenah sat at her usual table at the Pig and Whistle. It was “their” table once, but she shares it now with her new companion. It was a quiet night, just what she needed after weeks of battling scourge all over Northrend. It was work she would never have foreseen herself doing. She looked briefly at her hands. Her parents would be so ashamed. She had “commoner’s” hands. A bit rough, nails beaten and cracked both by hard work and a bad nail biting habit. They’d definitely chastise her for such an offense. That is, if they knew she was alive.

Her companion broke through her dark thoughts by tugging on her hand gently. A smile brightened Seenah’s face, immediately changing her entire outward appearance. “Oh Sam” she said, “at least we know ours is an unconditional love right?” as she fed him a bite of her dinner.

A voice broke the quiet.

“HOW on earth can you love that…that…MONSTER??”

Seenah sighed, and grinned at the stranger.

“I might have asked the same once, when I was young and naive like you. Sit with me, and I shall tell you how I’ve come to love this…as you called him, monster”

May 112009
 
valuable-weekend-lessons

This was my rogue’s weekend to level. And along the way, we learned a few things.

1. When you haven’t played a toon in 3 months, you forget what your buttons do.
2.  Being a dagger spec (sorry, close quarters combat now…) specced rogue, does NOT mean you can’u use that badass looking mace reward. Put the dagger in your offhand, and go smash faces. Err…the backs of skulls.

3. If you are the Lvl 77 Orc Shammy, on Kael’thas, that attacked a group of 73′s doing the quest to kill the elite chick in New Hearthglen, WHAT made you think attacking our 2 flagged group members was smart? Seriously. There were FIVE of us, and ONE of you. A warrior, two warlocks, a rogue AND an 80 resto druid vs you. How did you THINK that was going to end? Lesson: there is strength in numbers…not just level.

4. Do not. I repeat Do NOT!!!!! Eat the Amberseeds…

Do Not Eat The Amberseeds!

Jan 252009
 

I am totally MURLOC!!! Mgrrglgrlgrlgrl! /giggle
I totally missed out on some like major pickpocketing, stupid clumsy costume fingers.

I Am MURLOC

Also, apparently the answer to the age old question “boxers or Briefs?” has been like totally revealed. That King guy like, totally assured me that my bits would ALL be covered. Like, Oh My GOD!! I am so totally embarassed!!

Boxers or Briefs

Boxers it is!!

*Author’s note. You’ll have to forgive Seenah’s way of speaking. She was born in the Valley of Kings, and has yet to shed the language style. I have TRIED believe me, but she just refuses to listen, and vanishes when I bring it up.  PS: WoW 365 screenshots are all mixed up, so these are today’s and Saturdays. I take so many sometimes I loseWeight Exercise track.

Jan 212009
 

Ohhhh subtlety, you were such a lovely spec. You let me pickpocket from the front, instantly appear behind my victim, disappear as often as I needed, and even do things out of stealth that were once reserved for the shadows. But Alas, you were no good for me when a victim brought his friends. You expended my energy far too quickly with too little return. Though I didn’t know this then, you kept these facts hidden under your seductive facade.

I’ve learned. I delved into close quarters combat. Sure, thievery requires a little more finesse. And I have to rely on more distractions and tricks. But I have found power, and energy, and multi-massacre abilities. I loved you Sub, I really did. But I just can’t turn back.

"So goodbye Subtlety Rogue
Where the Hemo and Ambush crits howl
You can’t make my baldes flurry
And I have Killing Spree now"

KillingSpree