Ohhhh subtlety, you were such a lovely spec. You let me pickpocket from the front, instantly appear behind my victim, disappear as often as I needed, and even do things out of stealth that were once reserved for the shadows. But Alas, you were no good for me when a victim brought his friends. You expended my energy far too quickly with too little return. Though I didn’t know this then, you kept these facts hidden under your seductive facade.

I’ve learned. I delved into close quarters combat. Sure, thievery requires a little more finesse. And I have to rely on more distractions and tricks. But I have found power, and energy, and multi-massacre abilities. I loved you Sub, I really did. But I just can’t turn back.

"So goodbye Subtlety Rogue
Where the Hemo and Ambush crits howl
You can’t make my baldes flurry
And I have Killing Spree now"

KillingSpree

 

Saturday

I had a little trouble getting myself going today. I’m not sure why, maybe because I’d done so much all week. With Winter Veil and daily jobs to be done. I was ready for a day off. But, I decided to visit some known areas of battle and lend my leaves to the effort. I started with Alterac Valley, can you believe they can’t even have a holiday weekend without having to defend themselves from Horde invasions?  After successfully defeating the Orc  leader, I rested in Dalaran.

It wasn’t long before I was asked to visit Ogrimmar  with fourty other Alliance members. This did not go well. Not well at all. And besides, I LIKE Thrall. After seeing the chaos that unfolded in Undercity after the fall of the Wrathgate, I’ve developed respect for the man. I was much less impressed with our supposed leader. But that’s another story.

I returned once again to Dalaran, surely I’d rest this time. It was not to be. No sooner did I order a honeymint tea from the innkeeper, than a call went out to fight for Wintergrasp. I’d ignored this call for several weeks now. Today, I felt it was time I lend myself to the cause. It does afterall benefit the Alliance all across Northrend, and I know the battles they face out there. Every little bit helps. I crossed through the portal, and joined up with some other folks that were ready for the fight. It was amazing, and I found myself enjoying it immensely. With some great teamwork, we successfully took control. After which, we moved on to fight a bigger enemy. Archavon the Stone Watcher.

He presented quite the challenge, but when a warrior from my own guild appeared, I knew it would be ok. I knew the right spells to use, and when to use them. Having healed her in combat several times recently. It took four attempts, but we were again successful. I was rewarded with some nice emblems, and a new pair of leggings to wear in my future defense of Alliance territories.

Today’s achievements were quite satisfying. More to add to my resume.

SaturdayAch

Sunday

WingElf Sunday was pretty tame. Well, tame is relative I suppose. I joined up with Arteus…you remember Arteus right? Ok, for those that don’t he’s my hot piece of muscly night elf flesh AHEM…I mean my husband. We spent some much needed time together adventuring through The Storm Peaks. It was very rewarding, and sometime a bit dangerous. For example, Brann Bronzebeard having me stand on the wing of his flying machine and fight off intruders! It was worth it in the end to see all THREE Bronzebeard brothers reunite.  It was a beautful day, and quite productive…But I still haven’t had that herbal soak. I’m off to do that right now. I’ve earned it!

Jessmyn

 

Ok I’m a day late, but I’ve always meant to do Anna’s Friday Five, so I’m going to.

  1. Describe your characters general appearance – is it exactly what you see in the avatar?
  2. What are their opinions on baths/showers/etc?
  3. Do they fuss about their looks (and if female, wear makeup)?
  4. If they could pick an outfit out of an infinite closet, what would it look like?
  5. For the guys – boxers, briefs, or commando trousers? For the girls – bikinis, thongs, or boyshorts?  (This is not my question.  You can go thank Jess for it.  I’m still not sure I should even think about posting it.  I can see my spam comment count going through the roof already!  And yes, you really do want to click on and read about commando trousers.  Just, don’t be drinking anything, or you’re likely to end up with it in your nose.)

 

  1. Jess is tall, and graceful. She throws off a little attitude in her body language even when she’s just standing around town, but occasionally you see a bit of girlish fun and she’ll do a little bounce.
  2. Jess loves long hot baths, but they are hard to get. Being an herbalist and alchemist however, she is able to keep herself smelling fresh and clean between soaks.
  3. Jess being a night elf, has never felt the need for makeup. She feels her natural facial markings are enough to accentuate her face, even though she DID have her lips altered to reflect some maturity.
  4. She has always yearned for a little black dress. Hopefully come February she’ll manage to find one. she finds it absolutely WRONG that certain Orcs can wear one, and she cannot.
  5. Well, I guess since it was MY question I can’t dodge answering it now can I? Jess is a Lady, and she likes to feel she dresses as one. However leather is pretty tight fitting and bloomers tend to bunch, bikinis leave lines…and they tend to creep, so she has opted for the unlisted G-string, and to prevent chafing only wears fur lined pants.
 

I am one tired tree tonight. But it’s a satisfied tired. Hey, HEY this isn’t Ratshag’s journal, get your minds out of the Dalaran Sewers ok?  I happened to be championing for the Kirin’tor today.  This involved healing in some very scarey places, but it was well worth the effort. I found that a pally makes a great healing partner, even if she’s a bit on the bold side. Oh my, the things that girl says…tsk tsk tsk. Of course with a name like Pallylust, what can you really expect?  Ok, I give up, I can’t play the innocent, everyone’s seen the pictures, yes I have my rowdy moments I admit it! But I REALLY try to be a lady I do!!

Back to the point, We stormed through The Violet Hold, The Nexus and Utgarde Keep like the twisting nether wouldn’t have us! We slaughtered undead, struck down blue dragons in a single blow, and in the end, I found a new weapon! It’s so beautiful. I felt badly killing Keristrasza, of the red dragonflight after so much time trying to help her. She was so beautiful, and so kind. Sadly it was the only way we could free her from that horrible Malygos. And even though I feel some guilt for taking things from her dead body, I shall use my War Mace of Unrequited Love to do good work. It’s what she would want. It has left me with some thinking to do…but I’ll think about that tomorrow.

Jessmyn

 

So, I’m standing in Dalaran. I’m contemplating what I want to entertain myself with today. Minding my own business. When…the unthinkable happens! Suddenly, I’m no longer my lithe, well proportioned, and might I add beautiful self, I am…cold, and lumpy, and and…my nose is huge!

<sigh> Sadly this is not the first time I’ve found myself…changed. I suspect it will not be the last.

Snowman

Jessmyn

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