You’ll Put Your Eye Out!!

Around a week ago, I was talking to Hunny and the following conversation ensued.

Jess: i wanted to send ya stuff over there but thats just more ya gotta pack to bring home

Hunny: true

Jess: besides this way i have til R&R to get you some "toys"

Hunny: ohhhh like a redrider bb gun?

Jess: you'll put your eye out!

Hunny: ohhhh mom

Well, as most people know, I'm a bit of a smartass. So I hopped on over to Amazon and ordered exactly that. It should have been delivered Christmas Eve, however UPS decided that it was going to be delivered somewhere else. I don't know HOW, considering my house number and our NAME is right there on the house. But it was delivered up the street, to someone who'd been away. When they came home they found the box, and she brought it here yesterday. The box had been torn open, likely by the local teenagers  looking for a free ride. Luckily the contents were still inside.

One 1938 model, Red Ryder BB Gun.

I couldn't wait til R&R to show him. So I showed him on webcam today and he got a big laugh out of it. Which is of course what I was aiming for. It makes me happy. Besides, he'll have plenty to smile about while he's here on R&R. I thought it was a better thing to give him a giggle over there.

Tags: Holidaze, OEF 2009, Silly

What’s Your Blog List Say?

Well mine says things that make for an all around amusing screenshot. Especially if read from the bottom up.

Tags: Silly

Check Your Feet!

The first thing I do every morning is grab my fluffiest socks to warm up my feet.  I have very cold feet. I do this even before I get my coffee. THAT is how crucial warm feet are to me. So, after my coffee today, and getting a few things done, I said…I’m going to go take a walk with my camera. I needed my Project 365 photo for today.  I put my hair up in it’s typical ponytail from hell (it’s extremely long right now), put my jeans on, and then went to put my shoes on.

That is when, without ever leaving my house, I saw today’s photo. Clearly I wasn’t even HALF awake when I put on my fluffy socks this morning.

Shortly after getting this, my batteries died. I can only assume they died laughing.

Oops…

We have already determined that a husband, upon hearing his bipolar wife get upset at the casual brushing of crumbs on the floor by her daughter should NOT say “have you taken your meds today?”. But there are some things a wife really shouldn’t say.

I found myself guilty the night Hunny left for the field. Now our bedroom is typically cold at night. But I just snuggle up to him and stay warm all night. He however, was going out to a training area that is more than likely covered with snow and quite cold. So saying “it is going to be so hard to stay warm at night while you’re gone” was probably NOT the smartest comment I could make at the time. I got quite the look on that one let me tell you. Oops!

Giggles…

I heard this song today and it cracks me up. I had to put it here.

Artist/Band: Jack Ingram
Lyrics for Song: Love You
Lyrics for Album: Live Wherever You Are

Dang the sun; dang this day
An’ I’m just tryin’ to stay outta your danged ol’ way
To heck with this; to heck with us
An’ shoot if I’ll ever look back on where I’ve been
Shoot if I’ll ever give away my heart again

Love you; love this town;
Love this mother-lovin’ truck that keeps breakin’ lovin’ down
There’s only one four-letter word that’ll do:
Love you
Love you
Love you
Love you, honey

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