It started innocently enough. I hit lvl 22 on my smuggler Rivaini and said “wooo 22!” in guild chat. One of my guildies has since begun calling me Zecora, and I decided I just had to do this…say hello to Zecora the Trooper. With that hairstyle, she HAD to be a badass. Too bad I couldn’t find a closer cutie mark tattoo.

Also, I will now always announce my levels in rhyme.

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Between Steve Miller, and Ratshag’s patented Friday Night Drunken Singins, this came to my head last night.

Corso: Some people call me a space cowboy…

Riv: Some call me the gangster of loooove…

C2-N2: Some people call me Maurice…this is just silly master noone’s ever called me Maurice!

Minimech CE: Beep…beeeeeeep

Risha: ‘cause I speak, of the pompitous of loooove

Bowdarr: Howwwwwwwl

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I suggest watching Zombieland and following the rules! I don’t suggest watching this video if you’re squeamish, or easily offended by language.

How about some advice on how to kill a zombie without a lot of blood or a gun? This one is safe from the above warning.

And you’ll want to keep CLEAN…

And always follow the buddy system..

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Suckituptitude- ability to deal with all manner of jackassery, tomfoolery, bullshit and hassle without whining to the command that you need your husband home immediately. Can be handled with or without whining, but preferably with wine.

This came about because, as usual…he is gone and something has gone wrong. The dog seems to have some tummy trouble. It is of course FRIDAY. Which means no vets are open until Monday. Except the ones that require payment body parts and a co signer to walk in the door.  All of these vets are…off post. I have never driven out there. Nope, not in four years. Oh wait, once, to get my car home, but I was following him. Anyhow, in the course of telling him he should be able to just come home…it went something like this

Me: Shadow’s sick, the Vets are all closed, I can’t drive off post, you need to come home. This sucks.
Hunny: I know
Me: It’s freaking me out
Hunny: I know
Me: Come homeeeee
Hunny: I caaaan’t
Me: Not even if I whine?
Hunny: Think a doc would sign a red cross message for excessive whining?
Me: Hell I’ve seen it work for spouses that don’t have NEAR my level of suckituptitude.

So there you go. Today’s message brought to you by the letters S.U.C.K.S.

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Horribly, Horribly wrong…though Varric seems to have the best spot.

You’ll put your eye out kid!!

That’s my character to the left. Cara Hawke. The cast here is Varric, Fenris, and Isabela.

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This was my character, you can’t see what she said so here’s her lines

“Are you having Ohgren Time again?”

and

“Ohgren…you’re WEARING your pants”

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Jess: i wanted to send ya stuff over there but thats just more ya gotta pack to bring home

Hunny: true

Jess: besides this way i have til R&R to get you some "toys"

Hunny: ohhhh like a redrider bb gun?

Jess: you'll put your eye out!

Hunny: ohhhh mom

Well, as most people know, I'm a bit of a smartass. So I hopped on over to Amazon and ordered exactly that. It should have been delivered Christmas Eve, however UPS decided that it was going to be delivered somewhere else. I don't know HOW, considering my house number and our NAME is right there on the house. But it was delivered up the street, to someone who'd been away. When they came home they found the box, and she brought it here yesterday. The box had been torn open, likely by the local teenagers  looking for a free ride. Luckily the contents were still inside.

One 1938 model, Red Ryder BB Gun.

I couldn't wait til R&R to show him. So I showed him on webcam today and he got a big laugh out of it. Which is of course what I was aiming for. It makes me happy. Besides, he'll have plenty to smile about while he's here on R&R. I thought it was a better thing to give him a giggle over there.

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I could totally see my dogs doing this.

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That is when, without ever leaving my house, I saw today’s photo. Clearly I wasn’t even HALF awake when I put on my fluffy socks this morning.

Shortly after getting this, my batteries died. I can only assume they died laughing.

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