Ok I’m a day late, but I’ve always meant to do Anna’s Friday Five, so I’m going to.

  1. Describe your characters general appearance – is it exactly what you see in the avatar?
  2. What are their opinions on baths/showers/etc?
  3. Do they fuss about their looks (and if female, wear makeup)?
  4. If they could pick an outfit out of an infinite closet, what would it look like?
  5. For the guys – boxers, briefs, or commando trousers? For the girls – bikinis, thongs, or boyshorts?  (This is not my question.  You can go thank Jess for it.  I’m still not sure I should even think about posting it.  I can see my spam comment count going through the roof already!  And yes, you really do want to click on and read about commando trousers.  Just, don’t be drinking anything, or you’re likely to end up with it in your nose.)

 

  1. Jess is tall, and graceful. She throws off a little attitude in her body language even when she’s just standing around town, but occasionally you see a bit of girlish fun and she’ll do a little bounce.
  2. Jess loves long hot baths, but they are hard to get. Being an herbalist and alchemist however, she is able to keep herself smelling fresh and clean between soaks.
  3. Jess being a night elf, has never felt the need for makeup. She feels her natural facial markings are enough to accentuate her face, even though she DID have her lips altered to reflect some maturity.
  4. She has always yearned for a little black dress. Hopefully come February she’ll manage to find one. she finds it absolutely WRONG that certain Orcs can wear one, and she cannot.
  5. Well, I guess since it was MY question I can’t dodge answering it now can I? Jess is a Lady, and she likes to feel she dresses as one. However leather is pretty tight fitting and bloomers tend to bunch, bikinis leave lines…and they tend to creep, so she has opted for the unlisted G-string, and to prevent chafing only wears fur lined pants.
 

I am one tired tree tonight. But it’s a satisfied tired. Hey, HEY this isn’t Ratshag’s journal, get your minds out of the Dalaran Sewers ok?  I happened to be championing for the Kirin’tor today.  This involved healing in some very scarey places, but it was well worth the effort. I found that a pally makes a great healing partner, even if she’s a bit on the bold side. Oh my, the things that girl says…tsk tsk tsk. Of course with a name like Pallylust, what can you really expect?  Ok, I give up, I can’t play the innocent, everyone’s seen the pictures, yes I have my rowdy moments I admit it! But I REALLY try to be a lady I do!!

Back to the point, We stormed through The Violet Hold, The Nexus and Utgarde Keep like the twisting nether wouldn’t have us! We slaughtered undead, struck down blue dragons in a single blow, and in the end, I found a new weapon! It’s so beautiful. I felt badly killing Keristrasza, of the red dragonflight after so much time trying to help her. She was so beautiful, and so kind. Sadly it was the only way we could free her from that horrible Malygos. And even though I feel some guilt for taking things from her dead body, I shall use my War Mace of Unrequited Love to do good work. It’s what she would want. It has left me with some thinking to do…but I’ll think about that tomorrow.

Jessmyn

 

So, I’m standing in Dalaran. I’m contemplating what I want to entertain myself with today. Minding my own business. When…the unthinkable happens! Suddenly, I’m no longer my lithe, well proportioned, and might I add beautiful self, I am…cold, and lumpy, and and…my nose is huge!

<sigh> Sadly this is not the first time I’ve found myself…changed. I suspect it will not be the last.

Snowman

Jessmyn

 

I realize, my race lives to an almost obscene age. I do. But I cannot keep running around looking like some fresh faced baby. I swear if one more elder sees me walking through Darnassus and offers to help me find my family, I will give them quite the verbal lashing! Well, enough is enough. Things have slowed for the moment, with Winter Veil upon us. So I sought a solution. A procedure called a Gnomish Facial Lifterupper and Transmogrifier. Hey, I’m a Night Elf, I HEAR everything. Even the whispers of almost unheard of procedures. So, I show you…the new Jessmyn. Before on the left, after on the right.

BeforenAfter

Much better, even if I do say so myself.

Jessmyn

 

Hi. Apparently, I have a blog, and am also a lady. At least according to the author. I’ve always felt I was being controlled by a higher power in my world, but I’d assumed it was The Ancients, or Elune, Or Cenarius…not some….author. What IS an Author anyhow?  Well, whatever “it” is…hold on, what now?…a “she”? Pardon me. Whatever SHE is, (who WAS that voice??) I’ve found this thing, and it has MY name inscribed upon it, so I am going to speak! I have some questions, and I want…nay, I DEMAND answers!!

1. IF I am a “lady” WHY am I doing all my own work, PLUS the work of any Dwarf, Gnome, or Walrus I come across? Why am I getting MY hands dirty, and this blood on my bark will NEVER wash off you know!

Wait…what? WHO ARE YOU?? You’re Cairessa? A hunter?? What race? I do not recognize that accent. Ohhh..Draenei, the reckless drivers! What do you mean you do half my work, I’m in my 80th season, while you are a lowly 72nd season hunter. Farm? wait, You said you were a hunter!…whatever, be gone pest…and tell this flying snake to stop flapping around! It’s disturbing my leaves. Don’t MAKE me heal you in the FACE!

Where was I? Oh, questions for the she-author. Right.

2. ….oh for Elune’s sake WHEN am I getting my manicure? Look at these nails! And my hair is a fright!

…Oh no…someone’s coming…I better get out of here…Ande’thoras-ethil!!

jessmyn

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