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His Hatred Burns

May 202011

I gave up trying to find Skoll last night on my hunter. He is the last spirit beast she has to tame. So I decided to go see if Terrorpene was hanging around out in Hyjal.

He was. And I’ll tell you right now if you’re going to tame him it is going to HURT. Cairessa has 98k health. Turtle’s burning hatred attack does 10k damage per tick and seems to tick every second. My tame time is 9.2 seconds. He doesn’t seem to actually come near you and physically attack., just channels Burning Hatred. But he is worth it. And, as far as I can tell he’s the only pet with a constant sound effect. He sizzles!

He also needs a name.

It’s the Cult of Personality

Cairessa, WoW 1 Response »

Dec 012010

Seriously. I’m calling my stable that from now on. I kid you not half my hunter pets have developed personality in their time at rest. Though my fox has no excuse. Do you know what he did? After we killed a big bad Rhino, he dashed RIGHT the frick past me an’ decided twas a great bloody time to play in the grass. By the time we were done huntin’ and gatherin’ skins I needed a drink. No, I mean, I know I’m a dwarf, I needed a drink more than usual got it?

So what does the fox do? Completely loseWeight Exercises he’s feckin mind.

I mean just what the hell?

What…I just…where’s the ale?

Maybe it’s my own fault. I did, after all name him “Loco”

Introducing…

Cairessa, WoW 4 Responses »

Nov 272010

Abrams the tanking Tortoise! Just wanted to say Great Job! to Blizz for his reskin. Best looking turtle by far. Except the one I already had, which you can no longer tame…hehe. This was Ghamoo’ra from Black Fathom Depths by the way.

Someone’s Got To Pay!

Cairessa, WoW No Responses »

Nov 262010

It wasn’t enough some bastard rusty dragon destroyed my home, my loch, and the dam generations of me family poured their blood sweat and tears into.

Some other bastard bloody killed the nicest people I ever met! And Ol’Blanchy too??

Aye, someones gonna feckin pay.

Casual Guild Strolls Into Ulduar: 5 Bosses Die, Corpses Abused.

Cairessa 9 Responses »

Oct 172009

We Devils strolled into Ulduar last night to entertain ourselves for a while. Most of us were first timers, our had only seen Flame Leviathon. So you’d think we’d have a bit tougher time of it. But apparently, we are truly awesome. Shh! I don’t want to hear how it’s “easy since whatever nerfs” there will be no parade showers on this blog. So here’s how it went..

Flame Leviathon: 1 Shot!

Razorscale: 1 Shot!

XT Deconstructor: WHO THE HELL GAVE IT THAT VOICE??? 1 Shot. (And SOMEONE made me his Minion after I died)

Ignis: I can’t remember if this was a 2 or 3 shot, but he was the only one to give us any real trouble.

Kologarn: well hell, we didn’t expect to finish the first section of Ulduar, so why not go get this guy. We 2 shotted him. This is where the corpse abuse comes in.

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