Have You Seen My Stapler?
Just When I Thought I Was Safe
What is it with me and drunken, sarcastic, dwarves with attitudes? Really…what did I do to deserve such a thing?
Here I am once again, a female elf, a healer doing my thing and being awesome at it. Suddenly, I have a Dwarf in my party. Not just ANY dwarf, but an AXE wielding dwarf.
“If you’re the grey warden’s best their standards must really be slipping” he says…the nerve!
But what can I expect from a little mountain midget that “pisses ale and kills little boys that look at him wrong” according to the rumors. Oh, and he confessed to being completely drunk while we’re fighting the undead under the city.
Here we go again.
I’ve thrown dwarves off bridges for less.
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Lady Jess Reply:
January 31st, 2010 at 8:51 pm
I just finished, you won’t regret it! *gets tissues*
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about 7 months ago
I noticed you left out the part in your post about him screaming incoherently and rolling drunkenly down a flight of stairs into a group of mobs, subsequently drawing their attention away from the frail elf healer.
We may not be pretty, but dammit we get the job done!
/passes the dwarf a pint.
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Lady Jess Reply:
January 31st, 2010 at 11:04 pm
I also skipped the part about him repeatedly THROWING himself down ledges with the “frail healer” in follow, trying his best to kill said elf :-p
I swear to god he opened his mouth and I had Kara flashbacks ;-p
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