A certain Large Ursanine Posterior Blogger has shamed me into it, (With a little help from a Giant Crimson Feline going on about Apes). I can be in denial no longer.

Hello. My name is Lady Jess. And I LOVE MY HUNTER! (NO that is NOT a fiery weapon enchant, that is the Headless Horsemans sword, enchanted with +20 agility. It glows orange all on its own!)

Hunter Love

And BRK was totally right about that Gorilladin thing. Foshizzle. Meet MY new pet, Fezzik.

Miracle Max: Go away or I’ll call the Brute Squad.
Fezzik: I’m on the Brute Squad.
Miracle Max: [sees Fezzik] You *are* the Brute Squad!

I also, now have a Cunning pet, a nether ray named Vizzini.